The Funk-O-Meter’s Guide To Bedroom Furniture
Bed Sets
The bed is the most important part of any bedroom, just ask your back. Too many people out there are sleeping on spring loaded, lumpy, back destroying time bombs. It’s time to kick your old bed/futon/sleeping bag to the curb and treat your back right. We have a huge selection of both liquidated and brand new mattresses for sale at low prices–great for college students, apartment shoppers and everyone in between.
Boring
Comes with matching tent and survival guide
Just Right
Lay down your burdens
Too Funky
Yum-O! Talk about drooling in your sleep…
Dressers
What do you use dressers for? Besides hold clothes of course. Whether the top of your dresser is where you put your spare change, cosmetics or dust-it should look good while it’s doing it. Here you’ll find a large selection of pre-owned and factory direct dressers that would be proud to carry your change.
Just Right
Hooray for functionality
Too Funky
Eat your heart out Escher.
Armoires
It’s true that these can sometimes contain a gateway to a dream land of magic but what they really excel at is holding clothes. A good armoire will provide a nice touch of elegance and, well-a place to hold clothes.
Boring
This armoire only accepts boring clothes.
Just Right
Store your clothes…in style.
Too Funky
Narnia? Is that you?
Chairs
Rooms and people come in all different sizes-and luckily for us, so do chairs. Whether you need a nice firm chair to keep you awake while you’re working, or a cozy recliner to nod off in during the game-we have what you’re looking for. And if you need a chair to nod off in while you’re working, we have that, too.
Boring
The only seat in your Grandmother’s house that isn’t covered in plastic.
Just Right
A good chair to review dossiers in.
Too Funky
These look comfortable and sturdy. Win win!
Lamps
Lamps always have a funny way of sneaking into our lives without us noticing. Is there one on your desk right now? Do you remember how it got there? And what about that really tall one in the corner, next to the TV? Yeah, the one covered in dust. You don’t really want to use that again do you? Gross. Isn’t it about time you got a lamp that you won’t forget about in a week?
Boring
The 70’s wants its lamp back. And it’s dignity.
Just Right
Doubles as a corkscrew!
Too Funky
Lamps would probably be less sneaky without legs. Creepy.